At a fast food play area when two new kids walk up to play- "Are you good guys?" ( to which they relied yes they were good guys as if it was the most normal question to ask of a new friend).
When I told him this morning that he needed to put in his jacket before we left- "Mom you are making me crazy!"
Convo this morning while he was on the potty- "Mom, where is my daddy? What is he doing today?"
As I left for my book club yesterday- "Love you mom! Have fun!"
When I told him we'd have to wait for other mom to get up because I didn't know where a particular toy was- "oh, maybe I go look for it? I'll just take a look around."
As we walk past the toy store- "Mom, I'll be right back, just one minute. I just need to check something out in there."
After going to the bathroom with Grandpa- "Mom! Grandpa has a BIG peepee!!"
In the car after laughing about something random right after talking about one of his friends- "Mom, I'm mad at you!" "Why are you mad Jude?" "I'm mad because you were being silly about my friend."
Oh that kid!